Only for Boys

We all know that every day is a special M############ Day. So to celebrate every M############ Day, here’s a li’l poem.

My M############ Addiction
(unknown author)

Feeling gently for my gland,

Clutching with an eager hand,

Now it feels so small and thin,

Yet playing softy with the skin,

Makes it grow hard and thick,

How I need this erect d###!!

I'm in no hurry, I have all day,

To let my mind slip away,

Into my world of m############,

Where ###k's my master,

And I'm its slave,

It's what I want, it's what I crave.

Rubbing gently rubbing slow,

I slide the skin to and fro,

As the hours pass by,

I get so high,

I explode like a thousand guns,

The s##### bursts out and runs and runs.

I'm now at peace, I’ve soothed my brain

Yet soon I’ll have to m######### again.