Love & Fuck

Lovers never fuck & fuckers never love!

A Private SMS with Tanny

Tanny: There are millions of people in this world. Then why are you born? Because, God is expecting something special from you, which is not possible by millions.

Me: It's not like that. The reason of my birth is because my mom & dad were having fun on Feb 14. (Pritam Saha, 9pm 16 Nov 2011 from Nokia 2700c)

Mathematics and Sex

The great think about liking both Math & Sex is that, I can do either one while thinking about the other. (Steven E Labdsburg, 1993)

Only for Boys

We all know that every day is a special M############ Day. So to celebrate every M############ Day, here’s a li’l poem.

My M############ Addiction
(unknown author)

Feeling gently for my gland,

Clutching with an eager hand,

Now it feels so small and thin,

Yet playing softy with the skin,

Makes it grow hard and thick,

How I need this erect d###!!

I'm in no hurry, I have all day,

To let my mind slip away,

Into my world of m############,

Where ###k's my master,

And I'm its slave,

It's what I want, it's what I crave.

Rubbing gently rubbing slow,

I slide the skin to and fro,

As the hours pass by,

I get so high,

I explode like a thousand guns,

The s##### bursts out and runs and runs.

I'm now at peace, I’ve soothed my brain

Yet soon I’ll have to m######### again.