Our Education System

We will teach you 45 different subjects which have no effect on real life, but we won’t teach you Reasoning and Aptitude because that might fetch you a job.

National Best Friend Day

After knowing you well I always wondered why it took 21 years of my life to meet someone like you!

Personality

During the test examination in college I lost my wayfarer sunglasses, or someone took it by mistake. This is for him who took it, taking sunglasses is not implies taking personality.

What Equals 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might answer these questions:

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
represent
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
then,

KNOWLEDGE = 11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
HARDWORK = 8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

But, ATTITUDE = 1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
And, LOVE OF GOD = 12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that,
While "Knowledge" & "HardWork" will get you close
and "Attitude" will get you there,
It’s the "Love of God" that will put you over the top!

But there is always a debate on the presence of GOD.

Something from Nothing

0! = 1

Proof of 6 Weeks = 10! Seconds

6 Weeks
= 6 x 7 Days
= 6 x 7 x 24 Hours
= 6 x 7 x 24 x 3600 Seconds
= 6 x 7 x (3 x 8) x (4 x 9 x 100) Seconds
= 6 x 7 x (3 x 8) x (4 x 9 x 5 x 2 x 10) Seconds
= 1 x 2 x 3 x 4 x 5 x 6 x 7 x 8 x 9 x 10 Seconds
= 10! Seconds

Proof of 0 = 1

ʃ tan(x) dx = ʃ sin(x) / cos(x) dx

ʃ tan(x) dx = ʃ sec(x) sin(x) dx [taking sec(x) as the 1st function]
ʃ tan(x) dx = - sec(x) cos(x) + ʃ sec(x) tan(x) cos(x) dx
ʃ tan(x) dx = - 1 + ʃ tan(x) dx
0 = - 1
0 + 1 = - 1 + 1
1 = 0

Nine Nine Nine Nine

Using only four 9s and standard arithmetic operations, it is possible to produce each of the numbers from 1 to 20.


For example,

1 = (9 + 9) / (9 + 9)

2 = (9 + √9) / (9 - √9)


Can you do the others?


(Kevin Hinks, Plymouth, MI)

Is 0.999 ... = 1 ?

Let C ...

We have,
1/3 = 0.333 ...
3 * (1/3) = 0.999 ...
1 = 0.999 ...

What do sin, cos, tan stand for?

Sin stands for Sine Function

Cos stands for Co-Sine Function
Tan stands for Tangent Function
Cot stands for Co-Tangent Function
Sec stands for Secant Function
Cosec or Csc stands for Co-Secant Function